Predictions
2011: The most powerful website in the world creates a social network.
2019: One third of the world belongs to the network.
2045: World War III begins.
2046: World War III ends.
2047: The internet is outlawed.
2065: Monkeys begin talking.
2082: The flying car is replaced with a flying talking monkey.
1987: Time Machines are invented.
456 BC: Martin Stevensonon, Professor of Time Mechanics at Ball State University, murders Aeschylus, playwright and soldier, by chucking a turtle at his head.
2004. They’re selling ice-cream in the parking lot!
2011: What were we talking about again?
