Created by Icarus Holmes
Created by Icarus Holmes
Just a low-fi snapshot of the Indianapolis War Memorial.
Okay RJ, your little 99-cent eBook was worth the download. Funny, irreverent, and a lot more entertaining than I expected. I’ll buy your other books…
The Most Beautiful Rose in the World -
It was true that the rose was very beautiful, but the vase on the windowsill did not care to hear about it. Whenever the rose would sing, “I’m the most beautiful rose in the world,” the vase would…
For the first time in thirty years, Allison Zuill bought himself a bottle of whiskey and ventured into the graveyard.
Review of Inflatable Tyrone Doll -
From Amazon.com:
When my wife expressed an interest in cuckolding me, I thought, “Self, we’re going to have to take it slow and let these desires develop naturally.”
Neither of us were ready to order a big, black bull off Craigslist. And neither of us felt comfortable asking the cable guy to pleasure himself on camera. The only alternative was to purchase Inflatable Tyrone Doll Manikin, with his bedroom eyes and virile goatee. Unfortunately, Tyrone’s goatee is the only virile characteristic he possesses. Don’t let his dark skin fool you, this Mandingo is missing his dingo!
I spent hours and hours pushing this sexless stud against my wife’s genitalia, and she did finally reach orgasm for the first time in her life, but not without a little help from her other toy — a bigger, blacker inflatable doll, named Darnell.