October 2011
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The Resurrection (2009)
Created by Icarus Holmes
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Halloween pic of my awesome God costume!
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Octopumkin
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Come on Amazon
Just because I liked a few Frank Zappa albums doesn’t mean you have to flood my recommendations with hundreds upon hundreds of Zappa albums for months and months on end.
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Burn, Baby, Burn
The ol’ Ball & Chain wanted to art up some images for Halloween-time. But she wouldn’t let me hang this masterpiece on our refrigerator. Too bad…
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War Memorial on a Cloudy Day
Just a low-fi snapshot of the Indianapolis War Memorial.
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The Princess & the Penis, eBook: RJ Silver
via amazon.com Okay RJ, your little 99-cent eBook was worth the download. Funny, irreverent, and a lot more entertaining than I expected. I’ll buy your other books…
The Most Beautiful Rose in the World →
It was true that the rose was very beautiful, but the vase on the windowsill did not care to hear about it. Whenever the rose would sing, “I’m the most beautiful rose in the world,” the vase would…
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Allison Zuill
For the first time in thirty years, Allison Zuill bought himself a bottle of whiskey and ventured into the graveyard.
August 2011
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Review of Inflatable Tyrone Doll →
From Amazon.com:
When my wife expressed an interest in cuckolding me, I thought, “Self, we’re going to have to take it slow and let these desires develop naturally.”
Neither of us were ready to order a big, black bull off Craigslist. And neither of us felt comfortable asking the cable guy to pleasure himself on camera. The only alternative was to purchase Inflatable Tyrone...
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Review of Truck Balls Bull Nuts →
After moving into my new house, I thought to myself that I should buy a new truck to make myself appear even more bad-ass than I actually am (which is an almost impossible feat). My four-door Ford Excursion, the largest SUV in Ford’s lineup and a gas-guzzling monstrosity, did not have the same impression on my new neighbors as it did on my old friends back at the trailer park. Perhaps I...
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“One winter a Farmer found a Snake stiff and frozen with cold. He had compassion...”
– Aesop
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July 2011
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Predictions
2011: The most powerful website in the world creates a social network.
2019: One third of the world belongs to the network.
2045: World War III begins.
2046: World War III ends.
2047: The internet is outlawed.
2065: Monkeys begin talking.
2082: The flying car is replaced with a flying talking monkey.
1987: Time Machines are invented.
456 BC: Martin Stevensonon, Professor of Time Mechanics at...